"As you can see, almost all of these problems can be avoided by the simple act of not drinking, but where’s the fun in sobriety? Remember ladies, if you unhinge your ego and loosen up your morals and self respect, you can get out of any unpleasant situation like a fucking Ninja pimp. Be safe and try to avoid rock bottom at all costs."

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